We're the ones who told you the apocalypse would be a great time, and we weren't wrong.
Our prophecies of doom and despair have been ignored for centuries, but we're still here, serving up the best in bleak futurism.
Learn from our successes and failures, and don't say we didn't warn you:
Why We're Not Just Regular Doomsday Preppers
Don't @ us, we're just prophets.